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  • July 23, 2025
    It has been half a decade since everyone went crazy. I lived in the Florida panhandle during the pandemic, where the lockdowns were a blip, and the craziest thing Black Lives Matter...
  • May 21, 2025
    A few weeks ago, Mark Zuckerberg went on tech guy Dwarkesh Patel’s podcast to hawk his company’s new chatbot, which he thinks can sell to a gap in the market:...
  • May 7, 2025
    Last Wednesday, a video went viral of a white woman defending her actions after calling a 5-year-old black boy the N-word because, allegedly, the kid had tried to steal...
  • March 24, 2025
    It’s been a tumultuous week for 23-year-old Harry Sisson. The DNC’s favorite Gen Z influencer came to mainstream prominence for his adoration of ailing...
  • March 12, 2025
    Do you remember when studio albums told stories? When you bought a CD and listened to every song on it, in order? There was no shuffle, and if you wanted to make a playlist you had...
  • February 20, 2025
    Yesterday morning, like I do every morning, I woke up and immediately opened Twitter (a.k.a. X), where the first thing I saw was Elon Musk reacting positively to a post...
  • February 13, 2025
    Just a week after trotting his clearly uncomfortable wife onto the Grammys’ red carpet in a completely see-through dress, rapper Kanye West went on an unhinged antisemitic...
  • January 28, 2025
    Last week, the nominees for the 2025 Academy Awards were announced. The leading contender with 13 total nominations? Emilia Pérez, a French-produced Spanish-language...
  • January 16, 2025
    American lawmakers are about to determine the future of pornography, or they’re trying, at least. In recent years, 19 states—most of them Republican-led—have...
  • January 8, 2025
    You’re not supposed to inhale the smoke from cigars. Some have up to 25 times more nicotine than a single cigarette. But that’s what I was doing with the ones that were...
  • January 1, 2025
    A rift in the MAGA coalition emerged last week as Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk—co-chairs of DOGE, a Trump advisory committee—advocated for more H-1B...