Riley Nork

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  • March 31, 2025
    Remember the pre-Elon Twitter days? When you didn’t have to read comments from AryanButtholeGroyper69 about Jewish physiognomy, but still had to deal with the equally offensive...
  • March 6, 2025
    After last month’s confirmation hearings, sleuths on X spotted our new Secretary of Health and Human Services on an airplane adding a hefty dose of some mysterious blue tonic...
  • January 15, 2025
    Modern society may no longer be using cocaine for toothaches or chloroform for asthma, but we’re not without our fair share of health practices that sound bizarre to the...