After God created the Heavens and the Earth and saw that it was good, He thanked Lorne Michaels in his acceptance speech and rested. Lorne said, “Not bad. Now try making something new like that every week for 50 years. While worrying about sponsors.” Then Lorne name-dropped some of the cooler archangels in a story about the time he bought motorcycles with Paul Simon and Zadkiel the Merciful, way back before Creation. God went home exhausted, wondering if maybe Lorne hated him.
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