Nowadays we don't hear too much from Elizabeth Wurtzel, but she just shot a stream of poetry out of her throat at The Atlantic. She looks so young, she says. “When I told a gentleman that I am 45, he was shocked.” Why does she look so young? The answer: 1200 words of what sounds like an epic Scotch ad aimed at women in the 1990s. “I tell people what I need,” Wurtzel says. “I insist. I say what I want, which is the same as what I need.” She wears “very short skirts and very high heels whenever it is appropriate, and sometimes when it is not.” She puts Vitamin E on her lips, and she is “fiercely loyal” and “preternaturally truthful.”
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