SCREAM! Caitlin Moran â?? a woman so wickedly witty that one of her Times columns can do to oneâ??s sides what it normally takes three-and-a-half episodes of The Vicar of Dibley â?? has written a book. An actual book! With words in it, innit. Itâ??s about feminism and that, but itâ??s so knicker-shittingly hilarious that itâ??s more like a toilet book than one of those tomes penned by dull wop and Gaga-misrepresenter, Camille Paglia. Only you shouldnâ??t read this on any ordinary bog. No, the BESTEST place to tuck into Moranâ??s musings is in one of those ghastly green toilets at Glasto after youâ??ve watched Stornoway rip folk music a new one and consumed more booze than Sebastian Horsleyâ??s mum. I mean, thatâ??s what Caitlin would do, and this is all about HOW TO BE CAIT, feelme?
